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What To Do When You Have An ‘I Hate My Job’ Day…

Try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into comfortable clothing and sit on your favorite chair.  Open the package and remove the thermometer.  Then, carefully place it on the table or a surface that it will not be chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.  You will notice that in small print there is a statement that reads:

“Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.”

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud 5 times:

“I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department of Johnson & Johnson.”

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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Shock a Bus Full of Passengers for #Grammys [Video]

Oh I want to go to NYC and ride a public transportation just to experience this!  With Grammys just around the corner, nominated act Macklemore & Ryan Lewis surprise a passenger-full of bus headed to Bronx with a surprise performance of their hit single Can’t Hold Us.  The power duo also paid everyone’s fare.  How cool was that?

Yes, it’s a stunt that is a part of an ad campaign by Grammys entitled Music Unleashes Us.  Other feature artists with video clips include Eminem, P!nk with Nate Ruess and Katy Perry.

In previous years, our campaigns have focused either on the fans or the artists,” says Evan Greene, chief marketing officer of The Recording Academy. “This year’s campaign highlights the common bond between fans and artists — our visceral connection with music.

Watch what happens when Macklemore and Ryan Lewis surprise a bus full of New Yorkers:

Check the complete list of Nominees for the 56th Annual Grammy Awards here.

‘The Walking Dead’ Star Norman Reedus Victim of a Zombie Prank! [Video]

Attention TWD fans, of course we all know who actor Norman Reedus is?  He plays Daryl Dixon, the fan-favorite, made-for-tv character from the smash TV Zombie-Apocalyptic series The Walking Dead!  But you will never see on th show is Reedus screaming in fright as a zombie approaches!

 

Known as the Zombie Prankster, Nick Santonastasso targets Reedus in Tokyo, with the help of some familiar faces on the show.  Take a look below and ENJOY!

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First Look at The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Official Posters!

Hey look!  Marvel Studios just released three new international posters for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and it looks badass/cool, especially the last one, which features Spidey and Electro facing-off, literally!  Damn, I’m pretty stoked for this movie!  In the meantime, feast your eyes on these awesome posters! Enjoy!

The hero.

Hoodie Electro.

 

Touch gloves and come out fighting!

First Look at the Official Teaser Photo for ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’

It’s here!  Disney and Marvel Studios just released their very first official teaser photo for one of my choices as one of the movies to watch out for in 2014, Guardians Of The Galaxy!  Check it out below:

The Guardians of the Galaxy, L-R: Zoe Saldana as Gamora, Chris Pratt as Peter Quill, Rocket Raccoon (voice of Bradley Cooper), Drax the Destroyer (Dave Bautista), and Groot (voice of Vin Diesel).

 

The official image looks awesome and at the same time hilarious, just look at Quill’s awkward face as he stands side-by-side with a bunch of weirdos!  Aside from the image above, Disney and Marvel Studios also released their official plot synopsis for the movie:

 

“From Marvel, the studio that brought you the global blockbuster franchise of Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and The Avengers, comes a new team–the Guardians of the Galaxy. An action-packed, epic space adventure, Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy expands the Marvel Cinematic Universe into the cosmos, where brash adventurer Peter Quill finds himself the object of an unrelenting bounty hunt after stealing a mysterious orb coveted by Ronan, a powerful villain with ambitions that threaten the entire universe. To evade the ever-persistent Ronan, Quill is forced into an uneasy truce with a quartet of disparate misfits -Rocket, a gun-toting raccoon, Groot, a tree-like humanoid, the deadly and enigmatic Gamora and the revenge-driven Drax the Destroyer. But when Peter discovers the true power of the orb and the menace it poses to the cosmos, he must do his best to rally his ragtag rivals for a last, desperate stand–with the galaxy’s fate in the balance.”

 

Are you guys excited?  Wait a little more because Guardians of the Galaxy opens August 1, 2014.

9 Other Things To Do With Your Thanksgiving Turkey

Although here in the Philippines, we do not have this kind of celebratory holiday, we are with you in spirit.  To all my relatives and friends in the United States, I am wishing you Happy Thanksgiving!  Be thankful for all the blessings and for the blessings that will come after!

 

Anyway, I found this silly photos courtesy of Mashable.com giving their beloved turkeys a nice salute before heading to their hungry bellies.  What more can I say?  Enjoy your turkeys!

 

  • 1. Three words: Nic Cage bikini.

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    (Unless you prefer cage-free turkey.)

    IMAGE: IMGUR, PINKUNIBROW
  • 2. Show off a sizable breast.

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    IMAGE: IMGUR, BIGPAYNIS
  • 3. Muppet-ize.

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    IMAGE: IMGUR, THEFATTESTGUYEVER
  • 4. Help up your hunting cred.

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  • 5. Making homemade horror movies.

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  • 6. Threatening your pet bird.

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  • 7. Hot tub party.

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    (This is a chicken.)

    IMAGE: IMGUR, JDCLFC
  • 8. Well, duh.

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    IMAGE: IMGUR, SPIKEDAWSON
  • 9. Sassy Stuffing

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    IMAGE: IMGUR, PETERSHYSTER

Hunger Games: Catching Fire IMAX Poster Unveiled!

Now take a look at this!  An incredibly epic, Baroque-style IMAX poster for Hunger Games: Catching Fire has been released and I tell you it’s freaking gorgeous!  Inspired by the work of artist Kris Kuksi, this image is intricate in its detail.  See for yourselves below! (via BadassDigest.com)

The image has been given a blessing by no less than Guillermo del Toro, describing Kuksi’s work in a statement:

Kris Kuksi obsessively arranges characters and architecture in asymmetric compositions with an exquisite sense of drama. Instead of stones and shells he uses screaming plastic soldiers, miniature engine blocks, towering spires and assorted debris to form his landscapes.The political, spiritual and material conflict within these shrines is enacted under the calm gaze of remote deities and august statuary. Kuksi manages to evoke, at once, a sanctum and a mausoleum for our suffocated spirit.

I can’t wait to watch this on IMAX, hoping that this poster will be given out to those who will attend the special IMAX screenings!  The Hunger Games: Catching Fire opens on 22 November 2013.

[Click here to take a look at the poster in a higher res version.]

A Different Kind Of #Selfie: The 9 Months Of Pregnancy

Argentinian photographer Sophie Starzenski amazingly took the concept of taking selfies to a whole new level.  Entitled Proyecto Pyokko, this project features 10 immensely intimate photos of her taking pictures of her own body while enduring the process of change as a pregnant woman.  I have to say she did a beautiful job!

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Ylvis – The Fox [Official Music Video] (MUST WATCH!)

"The Fox" Is The Craziest, Or Perhaps Best, Music Video On The Internet

Ok ok I have been hearing A LOT about this and I’m just so curious about what they are talking about.

For some reason, I just got freaked out by the tune alone, then add up the freaky music video, and I AM LOST FOR WORDS. Oh WAIT, I have one: WHAT THE FOX?!

Check out what I’m talking about!

Buy it on iTunes: http://smarturl.it/thefox-itunes